Quote for the Day 10/26/2013
Hiromi (loud grunt from in front of the bathroom mirror): Ohhhh. STUPID.
Me: What?
Hiromi: I just put toothpaste on my ear.
Me: Why?
Hiromi: I just picked up the wrong tube. (After a pause, during which he was probably scrubbing off the toothpaste) Well, who knows? Maybe that will do more good than the right stuff would have. Toothpaste is alkaline. That might be exactly what I need.
Hiromi is faithfully applying a prescription ointment to his ear, in an effort to clear up a skin infection. Today, his mistake happened when he was in a big hurry to leave for work.
Me: What?
Hiromi: I just put toothpaste on my ear.
Me: Why?
Hiromi: I just picked up the wrong tube. (After a pause, during which he was probably scrubbing off the toothpaste) Well, who knows? Maybe that will do more good than the right stuff would have. Toothpaste is alkaline. That might be exactly what I need.
Hiromi is faithfully applying a prescription ointment to his ear, in an effort to clear up a skin infection. Today, his mistake happened when he was in a big hurry to leave for work.
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