Quote for the Day 3/17/2012

Marvin (after a wall-jolting door slam): Oh, no. There goes the exit.

Mr. Schrock has several signs at the ready this time of year: NO EXIT. On days when the wind blows hard from the south, these signs are posted on the outside door to the kitchen, and on the door between the kitchen and the learning center. When the inside door is open and the outside door opens to admit a blast of wind, the inside door slams shut with a peace-destroying crash. The best option is to simply use only the doors on the east and west sides of the learning center.