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Thursday, April 15, 2010

Quote for the Day 4/15/2010

This morning our food production class went to Alvins to prune their raspberries. Near the patch was a large-leaved plant.

Brandon: What's that?

Student: Rhubarb.

Brandon: We put that in our concrete. (????)

Student (who connected the dots faster than some of us) : Not re-bar. Rhubarb.

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At lunch--

Male Student: We figured out why women talk so much more than men. Men just say what they mean. Women don't say things very clearly, then they have to go into all kinds of explanations to say what they really mean, and so they go on and on and don't really say anything, but they keep on explaining and talking and don't say much of anything and yada yada yada . . . (or something like that)

Me: And you are typical of most men in this regard?

Only Keri got the joke.

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Student: Mr. Schrock, How do you say neck in German?

Mr. Schrock: Hulz

Student: Brandon, du bisht un rota hulz. You are a redneck.

I don't think this translates very well, but he wears the label proudly.

The German students were to use conversational German outside of class this week.

Nice try.

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