Quotes for the Day 11/12/07a

Warning: This post has absolutely no redeeming value. There's surely something wrong with me for submitting it.

Grant, when I reproved him for a sustained, high-volume burp: You're just jealous because you can't do that.

Matt: Grant, can you teach me to burp like that? (Overheard outside the tent Matt and Grant were sharing in the Missouri Ozarks when they were both about ten.)

Grant can speak whole sentences during one burp. Sadly, it's a talent I can't think of a single admirable use for, except perhaps to slay his mother's pride.