Quote for the Day
In Dorcas Smucker's good tradition, I've decided that a Quote for the Day section would be just right for recording pithy or funny things that are fun to post on a blog, but not significant enough to write an essay on.
Here goes with the ones that are milling about in my brain at the moment:
Quote for the Day:
Shane: Why is this cake so fat? [It was mounded very high in the middle.]
Grant: I think it must be pregnant.
Shane: (Tenderly tucking in the foil around the top of the pan.) Let's give it some privacy and see what happens.
Grant: (After a suitable interval, peering surreptitiously underneath the foil.) Cupcakes!
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Ryan (student): (Sympathetically) Poor Mrs. I is going down the tubes. [I had just handed out some model paragraphs I had written in a huge hurry, and when I read them to the class, the last paragraph was horribly garbled. I'm writing this after having popped out from the bottom of the tubes.]
Here goes with the ones that are milling about in my brain at the moment:
Quote for the Day:
Shane: Why is this cake so fat? [It was mounded very high in the middle.]
Grant: I think it must be pregnant.
Shane: (Tenderly tucking in the foil around the top of the pan.) Let's give it some privacy and see what happens.
Grant: (After a suitable interval, peering surreptitiously underneath the foil.) Cupcakes!
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Ryan (student): (Sympathetically) Poor Mrs. I is going down the tubes. [I had just handed out some model paragraphs I had written in a huge hurry, and when I read them to the class, the last paragraph was horribly garbled. I'm writing this after having popped out from the bottom of the tubes.]
posted by Mrs. I at
4:07 PM
2 Comments:
Yippee!! Now I'm popular and I'm now mentioned online due to my clever quote.
By
Anonymous, at 9/18/2007
Love the quotes, esp. the "cupcakes!" conversation.
By
Dorcas, at 9/22/2007
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