Thunder King Report
To the person(s) who launched a $2.50 Thunder King fireworks explosive and a string of firecrackers in our driveway at approximately 1:45 this morning:
1) All three adults inside the house were awake or awakened. None of them were amused. Many bad vibes were launched in your direction.
2) The guinea fowl nesting right next to the launch site must have had a near heart attack, to say nothing of the developing keets inside the eggs. Very rude. Deadly perhaps.
3) Please celebrate to your heart's content . . . preferably at another time and place. Better yet, give us the money you blew up on our property. That would warm our hearts in a thinking-of-you kind of way that wasn't possible this way.
1) All three adults inside the house were awake or awakened. None of them were amused. Many bad vibes were launched in your direction.
2) The guinea fowl nesting right next to the launch site must have had a near heart attack, to say nothing of the developing keets inside the eggs. Very rude. Deadly perhaps.
3) Please celebrate to your heart's content . . . preferably at another time and place. Better yet, give us the money you blew up on our property. That would warm our hearts in a thinking-of-you kind of way that wasn't possible this way.
posted by Mrs. I at
7:41 AM
1 Comments:
Your visitor might do well to consider this post and its implications for the wisdom of late-night reports in the driveway! :-)
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EldestSon, at 7/04/2011
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