Quote for the Day 7/15/2010
While eating cake and other refreshments at a recent garden tour for the Pilgrim Food Production class--
Student: There's a hair in my cake.
Host Mother: Eat it. It's clean. It's __________'s. He made the cake and he had three showers today.
Student (apparently recalling past admonitions): Oh. Maybe I shouldn't have said that.
I envy the host mother's ability to make such snappy comebacks in potentially embarrassing situations. As for the student--I'm guessing he'll keep his "hairy" information to himself next time.
Student: There's a hair in my cake.
Host Mother: Eat it. It's clean. It's __________'s. He made the cake and he had three showers today.
Student (apparently recalling past admonitions): Oh. Maybe I shouldn't have said that.
I envy the host mother's ability to make such snappy comebacks in potentially embarrassing situations. As for the student--I'm guessing he'll keep his "hairy" information to himself next time.
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11:40 AM
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